Assquatch

Unhinged #71

Assquatch - Unhinged

Type: Creature — Donkey

Mana cost: {4}{R}

Card text: Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

P/T: 3.5/3.5

Rarity: rare

Artist: Jeremy Jarvis

"Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?"

Released: November 19, 2004

Prices

$2.28 USD · $48.00 USD (Foil) · €1.11 EUR

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Format Legality

FormatLegality
Standard✗ Not Legal
Pioneer✗ Not Legal
Modern✗ Not Legal
Legacy✗ Not Legal
Commander✗ Not Legal
Vintage✗ Not Legal
Pauper✗ Not Legal
Oathbreaker✗ Not Legal

Assquatch Price History & Market Trend

Daily USD and EUR price tracking for Assquatch (Unhinged #71), last 30 snapshots.

Over the last 30 days Assquatch has risen to $1.71, at or near its $1.71 high and 26.7% above its $1.35 low on 2026-09-22.

Current
$1.71
7-day change
+8.9%
Period high
$1.71
2026-10-06
Period low
$1.35
2026-09-22
DateUSDEURUSD FoilEUR Foil
2026-09-13 $1.51 0.84€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-09-14 $1.51 0.83€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-09-15 $1.42 0.83€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-09-16 $1.42 0.83€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-09-17 $1.42 0.83€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-09-18 $1.42 0.87€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-09-19 $1.42 0.87€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-09-20 $1.42 0.87€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-09-21 $1.42 0.87€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-09-22 $1.35 0.87€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-09-23 $1.35 0.87€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-09-24 $1.35 0.87€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-09-25 $1.35 0.87€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-09-26 $1.35 0.87€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-09-27 $1.35 0.87€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-09-28 $1.35 0.87€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-09-29 $1.49 0.87€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-09-30 $1.49 0.99€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-10-01 $1.49 1.11€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-10-02 $1.49 1.11€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-10-03 $1.49 1.11€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-10-04 $1.49 1.11€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-10-05 $1.57 1.11€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-10-06 $1.71 1.11€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-10-07 $1.71 1.11€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-10-08 $1.71 1.11€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-10-09 $1.71 1.11€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-10-10 $1.71 1.11€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-10-11 $1.71 1.11€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-10-12 $1.71 1.11€ $24.5 14.45€