Assquatch

Unhinged #71

Assquatch - Unhinged

Type: Creature — Donkey

Mana cost: {4}{R}

Card text: Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

P/T: 3.5/3.5

Rarity: rare

Artist: Jeremy Jarvis

"Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?"

Released: November 19, 2004

Prices

$2.34 USD · $30.99 USD (Foil) · €0.73 EUR

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Format Legality

FormatLegality
Standard✗ Not Legal
Pioneer✗ Not Legal
Modern✗ Not Legal
Legacy✗ Not Legal
Commander✗ Not Legal
Vintage✗ Not Legal
Pauper✗ Not Legal
Oathbreaker✗ Not Legal

Price History

Daily price trend for Assquatch (last 30 snapshots)

DateUSDEURUSD FoilEUR Foil
2026-07-30 $2.34 0.78€ $30.99 14.45€
2026-07-31 $2.34 0.78€ $30.99 14.45€
2026-08-01 $2.34 0.78€ $30.99 14.45€
2026-08-02 $2.34 0.78€ $30.99 14.45€
2026-08-03 $2.34 0.78€ $30.99 14.45€
2026-08-04 $2.34 0.78€ $30.99 14.45€
2026-08-05 $2.34 0.73€ $30.99 14.45€
2026-08-06 $2.34 0.73€ $30.99 14.45€
2026-08-07 $2.34 0.73€ $30.99 14.45€
2026-08-08 $2.34 0.74€ $30.99 14.45€
2026-08-09 $2.34 0.74€ $30.99 14.45€
2026-08-10 $2.34 0.76€ $30.99 14.45€
2026-08-11 $2.34 0.76€ $30.99 14.45€
2026-08-12 $2.34 0.82€ $30.99 14.45€
2026-08-13 $2.34 0.82€ $30.99 14.45€
2026-08-14 $2.34 0.82€ $30.99 14.45€
2026-08-15 $1.69 0.82€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-08-16 $1.69 0.82€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-08-17 $1.69 0.84€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-08-18 $1.69 0.84€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-08-19 $1.69 0.84€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-08-20 $1.69 0.84€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-08-21 $1.69 0.84€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-08-22 $1.69 0.78€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-08-23 $1.69 0.78€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-08-24 $1.69 0.78€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-08-25 $1.51 0.73€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-08-26 $1.51 0.73€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-08-27 $1.51 0.73€ $24.5 14.45€
2026-08-28 $1.51 0.73€ $24.5 14.45€