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Atinlay Igpay Eaturecray — Igpay uncommon AWOL Instant common Bosom Buddy Creature — Elephant Townsfolk uncommon Cardpecker Creature — Bird common Cheap Ass Creature — Donkey Townsfolk common Circle of Protection: Art Enchantment common Collector Protector Creature — Human Gamer rare Drawn Together Enchantment rare Emcee Creature — Human Rogue uncommon Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) Instant common Fascist Art Director Creature — Human Horror common First Come, First Served Enchantment uncommon Frankie Peanuts Legendary Creature — Elephant Rogue rare Head to Head Instant uncommon Ladies' Knight Creature — Human Knight uncommon Little Girl Creature — Human Child common Look at Me, I'm R&D Enchantment rare Man of Measure Creature — Human Knight common Save Life Instant uncommon Standing Army Creature — Human Soldier common Staying Power Enchantment rare Wordmail Enchantment — Aura common _____ Creature — Shapeshifter uncommon Ambiguity Enchantment rare Artful Looter Creature — Human Wizard common Avatar of Me Creature — Avatar rare Brushstroke Paintermage Creature — Human Wizard common Bursting Beebles Creature — Beeble common Carnivorous Death-Parrot Creature — Bird common Cheatyface Creature — Efreet uncommon Double Header Creature — Drake common Flaccify Instant common Framed! Instant common Greater Morphling Creature — Shapeshifter rare Johnny, Combo Player Legendary Creature — Human Gamer rare Loose Lips Enchantment — Aura common Magical Hacker Creature — Human Gamer uncommon Mise Instant uncommon Moniker Mage Creature — Human Wizard common Mouth to Mouth Sorcery uncommon Now I Know My ABC's Enchantment rare Number Crunch Instant common Question Elemental? Creature — Elemental? uncommon Richard Garfield, Ph.D. Legendary Creature — Human Designer rare Smart Ass Creature — Donkey Wizard common Spell Counter Instant uncommon Topsy Turvy Enchantment rare Aesthetic Consultation Instant rare Bad Ass Creature — Donkey Zombie common Bloodletter Creature — Zombie common Booster Tutor Instant uncommon Duh Instant common Enter the Dungeon Sorcery rare Eye to Eye Instant uncommon The Fallen Apart Creature — Zombie common Farewell to Arms Enchantment common Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil Creature — Demon Child rare Kill! Destroy! Instant uncommon Mother of Goons Creature — Human Cleric common Necro-Impotence Enchantment rare Persecute Artist Sorcery uncommon Phyrexian Librarian Creature — Phyrexian Horror uncommon Stop That Instant common Tainted Monkey Creature — Monkey common Vile Bile Creature — Ooze common Wet Willie of the Damned Sorcery common When Fluffy Bunnies Attack Instant common Working Stiff Creature — Mummy uncommon Zombie Fanboy Creature — Zombie Gamer uncommon Zzzyxas's Abyss Enchantment rare Assquatch Creature — Donkey rare Blast from the Past Instant rare Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature Enchantment — Aura // Creature — Penguin rare Deal Damage Instant uncommon Dumb Ass Creature — Donkey Barbarian common Face to Face Sorcery uncommon Frazzled Editor Creature — Human Bureaucrat common Goblin Mime Creature — Goblin Mime common Goblin Secret Agent Creature — Goblin Rogue common Goblin S.W.A.T. Team Creature — Goblin Warrior common Mana Flair Instant common Mons's Goblin Waiters Creature — Goblin Waiter common Orcish Paratroopers Creature — Orc Paratrooper common Punctuate Instant common Pygmy Giant Creature — Giant uncommon Red-Hot Hottie Creature — Elemental common Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug Creature — Slug uncommon Sauté Instant common Six-y Beast Creature — Beast uncommon Touch and Go Sorcery common Yet Another Aether Vortex Enchantment rare B-I-N-G-O Creature — Dog rare Creature Guy Creature — Beast uncommon Elvish House Party Creature — Elf Rogue uncommon Fat Ass Creature — Donkey Shaman common Form of the Squirrel Enchantment rare Fraction Jackson Creature — Human Hero rare Gluetius Maximus Creature — Beast uncommon Granny's Payback Sorcery uncommon Graphic Violence Instant common Keeper of the Sacred Word Creature — Human Druid common Land Aid '04 Sorcery common Laughing Hyena Creature — Hyena common Monkey Monkey Monkey Creature — Monkey common Name Dropping Enchantment uncommon Old Fogey Summon — Dinosaur rare Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental Creature — Elemental common Remodel Instant common Shoe Tree Creature — Treefolk common Side to Side Instant uncommon S.N.O.T. Creature — Ooze common Stone-Cold Basilisk Creature — Basilisk uncommon Supersize Instant common Symbol Status Sorcery uncommon Uktabi Kong Creature — Ape rare "Ach! Hans, Run!" Enchantment rare Ass Whuppin' Sorcery rare Meddling Kids Creature — Human Child rare Rare-B-Gone Sorcery rare Who // What // When // Where // Why Instant rare Gleemax Legendary Artifact rare Letter Bomb Artifact rare Mana Screw Artifact uncommon Mox Lotus Artifact rare My First Tome Artifact — Book uncommon Pointy Finger of Doom Artifact rare Rod of Spanking Artifact uncommon Time Machine Artifact rare Togglodyte Artifact Creature — Golem uncommon Toy Boat Artifact Creature — Ship uncommon Urza's Hot Tub Artifact uncommon Water Gun Balloon Game Artifact rare World-Bottling Kit Artifact rare City of Ass Land rare R&D's Secret Lair Legendary Land rare Plains Basic Land — Plains common Island Basic Land — Island common Swamp Basic Land — Swamp common Mountain Basic Land — Mountain common Forest Basic Land — Forest common Super Secret Tech Artifact rare