Fat Ass

Type: Creature — Donkey Shaman

Mana cost: {4}{G}

Card text: This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

P/T: 2/3.5

Rarity: common

Artist: Jeremy Jarvis

"Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards."

Released: November 19, 2004