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Atinlay Igpay Eaturecray — Igpay uncommon AWOL Instant common Bosom Buddy Creature — Elephant Townsfolk uncommon Cardpecker Creature — Bird common Cheap Ass Creature — Donkey Townsfolk common Circle of Protection: Art Enchantment common Collector Protector Creature — Human Gamer rare Drawn Together Enchantment rare Emcee Creature — Human Rogue uncommon Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) Instant common Fascist Art Director Creature — Human Horror common First Come, First Served Enchantment uncommon Frankie Peanuts Legendary Creature — Elephant Rogue rare Head to Head Instant uncommon Ladies' Knight Creature — Human Knight uncommon Little Girl Creature — Human Child common Look at Me, I'm R&D Enchantment rare Man of Measure Creature — Human Knight common Save Life Instant uncommon Standing Army Creature — Human Soldier common Staying Power Enchantment rare Wordmail Enchantment — Aura common _____ Creature — Shapeshifter uncommon Ambiguity Enchantment rare Artful Looter Creature — Human Wizard common Avatar of Me Creature — Avatar rare Brushstroke Paintermage Creature — Human Wizard common Bursting Beebles Creature — Beeble common Carnivorous Death-Parrot Creature — Bird common Cheatyface Creature — Efreet uncommon Double Header Creature — Drake common Flaccify Instant common Framed! Instant common Greater Morphling Creature — Shapeshifter rare Johnny, Combo Player Legendary Creature — Human Gamer rare Loose Lips Enchantment — Aura common Magical Hacker Creature — Human Gamer uncommon Mise Instant uncommon Moniker Mage Creature — Human Wizard common Mouth to Mouth Sorcery uncommon Now I Know My ABC's Enchantment rare Number Crunch Instant common Question Elemental? Creature — Elemental? uncommon Richard Garfield, Ph.D. Legendary Creature — Human Designer rare Smart Ass Creature — Donkey Wizard common Spell Counter Instant uncommon Topsy Turvy Enchantment rare Aesthetic Consultation Instant rare Bad Ass Creature — Donkey Zombie common Bloodletter Creature — Zombie common Booster Tutor Instant uncommon Duh Instant common Enter the Dungeon Sorcery rare Eye to Eye Instant uncommon The Fallen Apart Creature — Zombie common Farewell to Arms Enchantment common Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil Creature — Demon Child rare Kill! Destroy! Instant uncommon Mother of Goons Creature — Human Cleric common Necro-Impotence Enchantment rare Persecute Artist Sorcery uncommon Phyrexian Librarian Creature — Phyrexian Horror uncommon Stop That Instant common Tainted Monkey Creature — Monkey common Vile Bile Creature — Ooze common Wet Willie of the Damned Sorcery common When Fluffy Bunnies Attack Instant common Working Stiff Creature — Mummy uncommon Zombie Fanboy Creature — Zombie Gamer uncommon Zzzyxas's Abyss Enchantment rare Assquatch Creature — Donkey rare Blast from the Past Instant rare Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature Enchantment — Aura // Creature — Penguin rare Deal Damage Instant uncommon Dumb Ass Creature — Donkey Barbarian common Face to Face Sorcery uncommon Frazzled Editor Creature — Human Bureaucrat common Goblin Mime Creature — Goblin Mime common Goblin Secret Agent Creature — Goblin Rogue common Goblin S.W.A.T. Team Creature — Goblin Warrior common Mana Flair Instant common Mons's Goblin Waiters Creature — Goblin Waiter common Orcish Paratroopers Creature — Orc Paratrooper common Punctuate Instant common Pygmy Giant Creature — Giant uncommon Red-Hot Hottie Creature — Elemental common Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug Creature — Slug uncommon Sauté Instant common Six-y Beast Creature — Beast uncommon Touch and Go Sorcery common Yet Another Aether Vortex Enchantment rare B-I-N-G-O Creature — Dog rare Creature Guy Creature — Beast uncommon Elvish House Party Creature — Elf Rogue uncommon Fat Ass Creature — Donkey Shaman common Form of the Squirrel Enchantment rare Fraction Jackson Creature — Human Hero rare Gluetius Maximus Creature — Beast uncommon Granny's Payback Sorcery uncommon Graphic Violence Instant common Keeper of the Sacred Word Creature — Human Druid common Land Aid '04 Sorcery common Laughing Hyena Creature — Hyena common Monkey Monkey Monkey Creature — Monkey common Name Dropping Enchantment uncommon Old Fogey Summon — Dinosaur rare Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental Creature — Elemental common Remodel Instant common Shoe Tree Creature — Treefolk common Side to Side Instant uncommon S.N.O.T. Creature — Ooze common Stone-Cold Basilisk Creature — Basilisk uncommon Supersize Instant common Symbol Status Sorcery uncommon Uktabi Kong Creature — Ape rare "Ach! Hans, Run!" Enchantment rare Ass Whuppin' Sorcery rare Meddling Kids Creature — Human Child rare Rare-B-Gone Sorcery rare Who // What // When // Where // Why Instant rare Gleemax Legendary Artifact rare Letter Bomb Artifact rare Mana Screw Artifact uncommon Mox Lotus Artifact rare My First Tome Artifact uncommon Pointy Finger of Doom Artifact rare Rod of Spanking Artifact uncommon Time Machine Artifact rare Togglodyte Artifact Creature — Golem uncommon Toy Boat Artifact Creature — Ship uncommon Urza's Hot Tub Artifact uncommon Water Gun Balloon Game Artifact rare World-Bottling Kit Artifact rare City of Ass Land rare R&D's Secret Lair Legendary Land rare Plains Basic Land — Plains common Island Basic Land — Island common Swamp Basic Land — Swamp common Mountain Basic Land — Mountain common Forest Basic Land — Forest common Super Secret Tech Artifact rare